Guns, Germs, and Abs of Steel

Posted by on January 17, 2008

OK.  There are no guns in this post, but it sounded much cooler with them.

I have found the easiest way to get the abs you’ve always dreamed of, and you’re in on the ground floor.  Introducing, Cold and Flu AbsTM

Yes, all you need to get that sixpack you’ve always wanted is a preschooler.  The system works in five easy steps.

1) Send 3-5-year-old child to preschool to acquire the ab-activating germs.

2) Child comes home and coughs on your food, on your pillow, even in your face.

3) You acquire the ab-activating germs and begin the patented incubation period. At this point, your new abs are on the way.

4) In just days, your constant coughing provides a targeted workout for your abdominal muscles.  You don’t even have to think about it – your autonomic nervous system does all the work.

5) Enjoy rock solid abs without ever setting foot in the gym.

To order, contact an authorized Cold and Flu AbsTM preschooler near you. Do it today. You won’t believe how simple it is!

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